Drew Hannush

Steve Jobs and Me: The World’s Worst iMac

by Drew Hannush
30 July 2010 // 14:03
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Okay, those of you that know me know that I complain endlessly about my iMac’s issues.  I think Marley has some competition for the world’s worst dog (if only my iMac lasted in dog years).

So, I saw Steve Jobs telling people that with the iPhone 4 problems…they were looking to make sure every customer was happy.   Well, that’s quite a boast.  So after I had given my iMac up for dead…I decided to write him a letter to tell him of the extraordinary journey my Mac went on.

My Letter to Steve Jobs at Apple (PDF)

To my surprise, I received a call today from a very nice woman at Apple.  She said she called on behalf of Steve Jobs.  After we verified all of the problems I had with my iMac, she said she had never heard of anyone having so many problems with a Mac.

Her solution?  Why don’t you buy another one?  We’ll give you $100 off.

Really?  I bought what ended up being an $1800 defective iPod (for all that I could do with it) and you offer me a discount I could get if I just wait for the next sale at Apple.com?  Hmmmm.  This does not sound like “make every customer happy.”  In fact, they might as well have pulled out the gloves and slapped me in the face.

There are a lot of people with iPhone 4 issues that are similar.  We are talking about the worst iMac issue a customer service rep at iMac (who apparently has the ear of Steve Jobs) has heard of…and I get a $100 off on another $1800 purchase.  Oh yeah, that makes complete sense.

I guess I go on with my crusade against Apple.  A note to all businesses looking to make an impression…don’t make bold statements about your level of customer commitment and then spit on customers who actually have issues…offer to send replacement parts to fix the problem…offer to go the extra mile to replace the unit…but don’t ask someone to buy another one of your products and hand them what amounts to a 5% off coupon.  Bad form Apple!

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WoW_Account 11 pts

LOL! I always compared apple products to a toilet also. Well done sir, well done!

hannush 44 pts moderator

WoW_Accounthehe, thanks. I know it puts my in the "uncool" category...but sometimes its good to be a rebel!

Damankas 5 pts

You asked Steve Jobs to help you with a seven year old computer? That computer was practically an antique by the time you finally got around to sending him that letter. I bet they don't even make parts for it anymore. I think it would be one thing if the computer was a gen or two old but you've got to admit it seems a bit unreasonable to ask for a handout for such an old model. Plus, why the hell would you set the mood of your letter like that? Being "forced into using a G4 Tower," "

It put me on a mission to repeat this story I'm telling you to anyone who gave even an inkling of considering a Mac purchase," "I have bought 4 PC's since then and intend on buying more in the next few weeks," "At this point I don't see any reason to ever “try” a Mac again." It's like you're asking him to resent you and still expect him to be sympathetic. I mean, you could have made your points and been a bit more respectful. With the way you formed your letter it appeared you already had your mind made up and you were just looking for a fight. With the freaking CEO of Apple!

It sucks that your computer broke and so many things went wrong and that a third party company didn't know how to fix it but I don't know what company would even respond to your letter let alone give you a hundred bucks for a seven year old problem!

That just doesn't make sense.

hannush 44 pts

Damankas Thanks for your response. Sorry it took so long to get back with you, I am out of town on vacation, but you raise some good arguments.

I actually never intended to write Steve Jobs. It wasn't until his video presentation suggesting that he wanted to satisfy all Apple customers, that I figured "why not." He opened the door and I stuck my foot in.

The tone of my letter ("forced") was the truth. I didn't like Mac's and thought they were overpriced. I wanted to show that they "won me over" with a good machine. You're right, I could have toned the email down and it might have been more diplomatic. I'm usually pretty good at that in my letter writing, but I was frustrated and I think a CEO would understand that. His staff understood enough to give me a call...so I must not have gone too far.

As a small business owner, I know that to stay in business, you have to respect the customer and sometimes you have to take unusual measure if you see the benefits of "making a customer happy" outweigh an angry customer. I would suggest a Mac like mine ...cost of parts and labor, probably would cost Apple $300-$400 to give away (something any other company should have done 6 years ago when they saw the level of problems with this computer). Instead, I have spent my time talking people out of buying them (so now they lose the profit of $1200 or more per computer that I helped talk people out of). And not only would they stop my evangelizing against them, but they would turn me into an evangelist for them...because they went out of their way (as Steve Jobs said they would).

Again, you're right...asking for a 7 year old computer to be replaced is an extraordinary thing. Maybe after going through 3 years of warranty to never have anything really fixed frustrated me and I wrote a letter to give one last shot to see if Apple really was the extraordinary company they say they are. Maybe I knew, even in writing that letter that the answer would be "no" because I had heard "no" so many times before...and that's why I let my emotions fly a little more in it. But to me, the letter and Apple's follow up isn't the biggest issue. Its that they sold me a lemon, certified an unqualified third party to work on it, and just kept dragging me along until it wore me down (in time and money) and I finally gave up.

I'm reminded of a story I heard about a Hall of Fame baseball player named Luke Appling. He played for a cheapskate owner in Chicago who would never give him a raise. Luke had a great batting eye and so he decided to work on fouling off pitches. He became infamous for the amount of foul pitches he could hit in an at bat. He said, if the boss isn't going to give me a raise, then I'm going to make him spend the money on baseballs. Each person that glow's about Macs will always get my dose of reality...I'll just keep fouling off pitches and avoiding Macs.

JMattHicks 1468 pts

Yeah, $100 of nearly 2 grand isn't the biggest incentive to give an iMac another go...I can't blame you for that.

It's sort of like those deals at fast-food restaurants (specifically those run by AAFES on military bases. I used to work for them. Great service, not so great ideas sometimes), they offer you a free small fry with the purchase of a $9.99 Value Meal. Really?! A SMALL FRY! Well, I'm sold!

Not really. A small fry? That's it? I can definitely understand your view point. If you've had a string of bad events with your iMac, and are still a loyal customer, I think it'd be proper to go a bit further than 5% off!

hannush 44 pts

JMattHicks Sad part is, I did want to be a loyal customer...I bought it because I loved the G4 I worked on at my previous job.

I am still considering buying an iPad (I have a Droid X already, so it would help me in understanding the two main mobile platforms for my business), but it is out of necessity, rather than desire. I was told that I should have bought it somewhere besides CompUSA (the nearest Mac store was in Atlanta-2 1/2 hours away), but I say, if you can't get the vendor to sell and support it right, you should stop working with that vendor.

I think, in the new world of customer feedback as king over ad agency promotion, Apple is doing themselves a disservice by paying more attention to marketing over these lame attempts at satisfying customers. They have won over word-of-mouth...and they can just as easily lose by it.

JMattHicks 1468 pts

hannush I think we may have ourselves a full-fledged case study in the making.

I've been looking a buying a new laptop for the past few weeks now. I'm currently on a 2-year old HP and I love it, but I need something a bit newer with more processing power and something that can serve well for photo/video editing and gaming. Not to mention I've put this one through the wringer and back. I've had my eye on the 15" MacBook Pro and the HP Envy 17 3D series.

I love the Mac functionality and I've always enjoyed using one when I did, but I've heard more negative things than positive about their support and such, similar to what you've expressed. But with my HP, I've had great functionality as well PLUS I've always received great support. But, living in the SF Bay Area, the Mac is everywhere and when programming, often times a Mac is easier to use for such. It seems like the more "likely" pick, if you will.

But the laptops are equally priced, and I'd say the HP is just as powerful if not more powerful. So who am I going to go with? The ever-popular Mac with questionable support or the less popular but equally functional HP with great support?

After reading your post, I'm leaning toward the HP. I, too, want to be a loyal customer, and HP is giving me reason to be that.

hannush 44 pts

JMattHicks That's just it. How much money has Apple lost because of me? I have been a web developer for eight years...and you know how it goes when you're in an IT field, your less tech savvy clients look to you for advice on things like computers. I will say I have at least swayed 7 people that I know of away from Mac's just by telling my story. That's $1700 times 7...a lot of money...and Apple thinks its better to just toss me a $100 bucks to shut me up...if they had replaced my unit, my story may still have been told, but it would have had a happy ending, it might actually have me evangelizing for them.

I became devoted to HP's a couple years ago. I have been really satisfied, especially since the move to Windows 7 on all my machines...now the minor bugs seem to be gone. See, I can evangelizing and do so willingly...I have had a great experience with HP's and luckily haven't needed support. I have talked quite a few people into them...over Dells and over Macs. So customer service and sometimes eating a little profit on a deal can actually make you money and build loyalty, as far as I've seen.

You're right, you have to do what's right for your needs (oh, and if you're in the Bay Area, you might also have to watch for the Cupertino spies at your door!). I wish you luck with your decision. Its not an easy one...all I can say is, if you get a Mac lemon...tell 'em to replace it as soon as you find out...they have been known to do that, and I wish I had known that at the time.

Glad you shared.

JMattHicks 1468 pts

hannush ha ha the spies are what I was worried about! Thanks for sharing, it's been a great conversation.

Mat 5 pts

Whatever... you don't even say what's wrong...

hannush 44 pts

Mat Hi Mat, I put all the detail into a very thorough letter (I attached it as a PDF in the post). Did you see that? It was an amazing journey. Thanks for posting.