Okay, those of you that know me know that I complain endlessly about my iMac’s issues. I think Marley has some competition for the world’s worst dog (if only my iMac lasted in dog years).
So, I saw Steve Jobs telling people that with the iPhone 4 problems…they were looking to make sure every customer was happy. Well, that’s quite a boast. So after I had given my iMac up for dead…I decided to write him a letter to tell him of the extraordinary journey my Mac went on.

My Letter to Steve Jobs at Apple (PDF)
To my surprise, I received a call today from a very nice woman at Apple. She said she called on behalf of Steve Jobs. After we verified all of the problems I had with my iMac, she said she had never heard of anyone having so many problems with a Mac.
Her solution? Why don’t you buy another one? We’ll give you $100 off.
Really? I bought what ended up being an $1800 defective iPod (for all that I could do with it) and you offer me a discount I could get if I just wait for the next sale at Apple.com? Hmmmm. This does not sound like “make every customer happy.” In fact, they might as well have pulled out the gloves and slapped me in the face.
There are a lot of people with iPhone 4 issues that are similar. We are talking about the worst iMac issue a customer service rep at iMac (who apparently has the ear of Steve Jobs) has heard of…and I get a $100 off on another $1800 purchase. Oh yeah, that makes complete sense.
I guess I go on with my crusade against Apple. A note to all businesses looking to make an impression…don’t make bold statements about your level of customer commitment and then spit on customers who actually have issues…offer to send replacement parts to fix the problem…offer to go the extra mile to replace the unit…but don’t ask someone to buy another one of your products and hand them what amounts to a 5% off coupon. Bad form Apple!


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